Opportunity Cost of an Oxbridge Arts Degree?

Per The Economist, the lifetime opportunity cost of an Oxbridge arts degree, as opposed to an Oxbridge Econ degree, is 500,000 pounds Sterling. In The Happy Tutor's case, he computes his own forgone earnings since the Renaissance at well over 2 b pounds Sterling. Yes, that is offset by the great intangible value of the wisdom literature with which his Dumpster is well provisioned. As Morals Tutor to the world's wealthiest, he computes that the money he has lost is offset, in the larger view of things, by the value to the body politic of the wisdom that he has passed on to Kings and Queens, Senators and Fine Ladies, Builders of Empires, Presidents and their Heirs, and most recently our once and future Queen, Audrey, she who will inherit a controlling interest in the World's Stock and Trade. "When money is the measure of all," says Tutor, "Wisdom goes for a bargain  price." The Holy, like Tutor, take vows of poverty, which helps when working with the wealthy who pay only for Results. As for chastity in Wealth Bondage that too comes at a price. No moral judgement here. Wait! Wisdom is free for a moment. May I get you towel? 

Comments

[Sam Snead]

You made it to the chopper! I cant help but wonder if poor Audrey stayed below the blades as you ran. You think your safe as you hide in plain sight, aided by the sickoes you write about. Do you sleep in the cockpit? Are you wearing fake facial hair? Of this im sure as ive studied fir decades to be able to successfully predict your moves. When the silver bracelts ckick closed you will know your reign is over! Hooefully Audrey can be re puroosed for good, lest she is dropped in the lagoon with the gators!!

[Sam Again]

Im coming and Ive commanded all of hell to come with me ;)
You fucks are as good as dead. Wrap yourself in your favorite material with your sick selves, just know your all as good as dead!

[MissShuganah]

It didn't give the login options I wanted, so I borrowed this ID. Good to see the satire is little diminished, we all need a dose. QQ, is yourass.com just something any random malcontent can use to hide behind a mask? Most humor is more sarcasm that satire these days, and the real owner of this ID can't help but pun about the irony impaired who are thick like flies on anything rotting.