Lounging naked in my Dumpster of Broken Dreams today, at the intersection of Wealth and Bondage, reading the most recent issue of Family Office Magazine, looking at the babes in bikinis on the yachts, I was pleased to note on page 48, an article, A World of Educational Possibilities, highlighting the benefits of an Itinerant Tutor, hopping around the globe with the kid, and parents. Things may be looking up for me and The Happy Tutor. He has his hands full with Audrey, but if your kid needs a Morals Tutor, or your wife does, or you yourself need a Morals tune-up, or a better grounding in the Humanities, have your Most Trusted Advisor knock on my Dumpster Wall. I am not doing much of anything at the moment, and my probation officer says I am now free to travel. Will work for tips.