Given that most Americans have less than $75,000 as they approach retirement, with a life expectancy of 20-30 years and Social Security under seige, others may want to adopt my retirement plan: drink all day, if you have funds to buy alcohol, eat only high fat foods, it you have the funds for any food, and avoid exercise, under all circumstances, regardless. The doctor says it will kill me, and is increasingly specific as to when. I cannot work until retirement, but I can work until death, begging in this freezing weather, naked.
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Great article. I have less than that dollar amount: I am nearly at retirement age. I may have to hit the whiskey sooner than I thought.
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Posted by: Montgomery Beyer | February 20, 2014 at 11:53 PM
Despair shortens a life, so there is hope for you.
Posted by: Phil Cubeta | February 21, 2014 at 04:40 PM