The way philanthropic planning is going, I can't tell whether I am in a Grail Quest, a beer commercial, or a lunatic asylum. Stay Thirsty, my friend, says the most Interesting Family Wealth Consultant in the World. "Life is a Journey." Not mine. Mine is stasis. The same friggin Dumpster, the same absence of clients. The same fire in the belly from ulcers. Another year shot to hell and not one consensual moral tutorial client. Well, "All things remain in God," as Fr Brennan reminds me via text message from parts unknown where he is undergoing rehabilitation for sins he committed while serving as a mentor to the Cardinal's illegitimate daughter. He claims he was just passing on the Cardinal's family values, and that may be true but is not much of an excuse.