The Happy Tutor applies to Stanford and Yale Business Schools so He can Whip the Nonprofit Sector into Shape

My old friend and mentor, The Happy Tutor, is applying at his late age (2000 years old), to business school. He is best known as a drunkard, moral mentor, and sadist in a good cause. "Why," Tutor I asked, "why would you with roots in the very worst of the classical tradition, as a former Trusted Advisor to Nero, why would you now turn to business school?" His answer was simple, "My greatest pleasure and my unique ability is dominating people in the service of power. I know of no system in history that has done a better job in subordinating people of good will than this whole deal about metrics. Even an old sadist can learn new tricks. Besides I need the money to pay the liquor bill." I am sorry that Tutor even saw this video. Can you imagine him in a gold tie with golf clubs on it?