Lady Cruikshanks, our mutal boss, and a peer of the Imperium, sent Tutor to charm school, but he came back meaner than ever. "I had a Ne Plus Ultra High Net Worth (NPUHNW) legacy planning client last night," he said, "who hired me to pass on his values to his daughter, Brianna. So I beat her senseless and gave her the clap." Who got Daddy's cash? I have no idea, but I can tell you the check he gave Tutor bounced. For her sake, I hope Brianna did better. She is not a bad kid and the traumatic experience she had may soften her heart for the sick and downtrodden. I presume that was Tutor's intention.
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November 20, 2011
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