"Excuse me, Aufidia," said the scop, strumming an agelic note on his gilded harp, "would you like some meaning with your stupendous wealth?" Storyzon will write your life story to pass on to your heirs. Not a tell all, not a satire, not necessarily a fair and balanced account, not a heartfelt confession, but "an heirloom that will keep the connection between generations alive. Because life experience is the most precious gift we can pass on." So, leave your stuff to charity, and leave your kids a Storyzon of your life. Many good life lessons, I am sure. If you want a mirror held up to nature, though, follow the Roman satirist, Horace. Martial was ok too. (Storyzon is a Limited Liability Company, meaning that the writers, presumably, are beyond the reach of legal retribution.)
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