When Prince Hal became King Henry V, he had to cut his old hell-raising friends, including Falstaff. We shall see whether White Courtesy Telephone is a blog befitting a CEO and President of a Community Foundation. Maybe it is time, Albert, that we give normal a better name and present a more dignified mien. Philanthropy is a serious business. More bidnislike all the time. Who are we to make light of all things dignified? Except at Mardi Gras, of course. I hope to see Albert on a float with Albert Johnson, Dixie Moline, and philanthropy fashion consultant, Countess Apraxina. First Carnival, then Lent. Philanthropists gone Wilde? For another homage to Albert, see Mitch Nauffts.