Affluence.org To Make Life Better, indeed

Affluence.org, the exclusive organization of the world's wealthiest people:

Membership to Affluence.org is completely free but requires a demonstratable minimum household net worth of $3 million US; or a minimum annual household income of $300,000; or successful invitation of 5 other people that qualify for membership. Apply today for free.

Make life Better
Interact with other affluent people from around the world
Receive free access to a dedicated Affluence Concierge
Attend the most exclusive parties and events in the world
Receive priority access to the world's most exclusive nightclubs, hotels, and restaurants
Find other millionaires, billionaires, and socially elite people to network with.

I did not make the net worth and income requirements, but I am allowed a free trial membership, and a free run of those elite bacchanalian revels,  as the Exclusive Morals Tutors to America's Wealthiest Singles and Families of all Races, Classes, and Genders. The Affluence Concierge provides priority access to me whenever the Wealth Holder or his or her date, or child, has lost his or her moral sanity, never had any, or is in need of a morals makeover. For upgrades in good sense and good taste, I always recommend the free-range Comp Lit Tutor, Tom Matrullo, for whom The Great Gatsby, Paradise Lost, The Romance of the Rose, or The Divine Comedy are all light work. So many are working to pander to, or corrupt, or exploit these millionaires, billionaires, and socially elite, status and luxury besotted people. It is only fair that Tom and I redeem them, as best we can, one lost soul at a time.  We might have done it as Morals and Literature Professors Yale, had we not partied away our years there in grad school with results that now leave us three million short of elite status. Sadder and wiser, yes, but where's the percentage in that?

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It is terribly important in these times of financial stress and ambiguity - look at the Madoff contretemps for heaven sakes! - to have a clear channel for those fortunate to have been chosen as Fortune's Privates to find each other anywhere, any time, as of course you know, opportunities to network and do philanthropy can arise without warning. In furtherance of this end, we are pleased to announce a new line of apparel strictly for The Affluent: Our wide-brim Aff.Org cowboy hats sprout large fistfuls of dollars arising from the crown. Our special wallets provide built-in "thiknezz" to protrude from the baggiest of trousers, the loosest of smoking jackets. Our Tees will sport giant, phosphorescent arrows visible at 400 paces, pointing to our wallet pockets, money belts, or credit card holders. And our personalized logo handkerchiefs will induce those ever-ready tears of compassion with their moving images of starved orphans, needy proles, and overweight but cuddly pandas. Look for these and more great items at a Saks, Bonwit's, or other fine Aff.org-approved retailers near you and be on your way to finding other stewards in your AFF.ORG network today. For faster service, contact your concierge.

[Phil Cubeta]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concierge_medicine
Concierge medical care.

[Diz]

Affluence.org is a scam.

It's operated by a well known internet pornographer & spammer named Scott Mitchell who has been involved in a number of lawsuits involving spam and online scams.

Connect the dots your self:

Scott Mitchell, Eroticy, Kowabunga, Rip Off Report, Webcapades, SwappersNet, Lawsuit, Spam.

This stuff is easy to confirm.

[Phil Cubeta]

Thanks for the heads up.