After the crash on Wall Street, with my finances in ruins, and my personal ethics a lower priority in the overall scheme of things, I have decided to take a job with the National Security Administration. Besides getting to listen in on the phone sex, and make proper transcripts of other people's most personal lives for future blackmail if needed, I also expect to collect considerable inside information about financial deals that I can act upon with impunity, thereby restoring my fortune, and enabling me to be ethical, as well as patriotic, and after I get enough money, philanthropic too, if only to "invest" for political return via graft. I am voting for change, how about you? But wait! Neither candidate is bothered by the erosion of our civil liberties. So why fight it? Let us celebrate by blackmailing some poor sod, maybe a journalist, or a blogger, just for the fun of it. For us, who operate in secret, by law above the law, nothing is forbidden. Enjoy!
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