Today, my good friend Mr. Repo Man made his calls. At 9 am he sold credit cards to deadbeats and college kids. At 10 he did collections from a Pay Day Loan operation owned by the bank employing him, the Bank of Wealth Bondage. At 11 he was lending money at 26% in an alley to an addict. At noon he had lunch with the Congressman whose campaign he financed. At 1 pm he did the repo on the welfare mother's van. At 2 pm he gave you philanthropic advice about how to invest in donor advised funds and foundations managed by his bank. At 3 pm he was offering subprime loans. At 4 pm he was selling the loans into your pension plan. At 5 pm he left for the bar. At 6 pm a quick meal with the family. At 7 pm he introduced Mr. Phil Cubeta, Morals Tutor to America's Wealthest Families, as Phil spoke about Vision and Values for a Community Foundation's major donors, the Bank of Wealth Bondage serving as proud sponsor, and as the money manager for the foundation.
Does anyone see any ironies here, or is it just business as usual?