No, Dr. Chadwallah, Gifthub is not Menippean Satire. I am no Fool. I am in tight with the rich. I take them seriously. In philanthropy it is important to be earnest or you end up on the street living in a box or a Dumpster. I am getting speaking engagement now in all the best places. I am not going to blow that by running around naked at the Hudson Institute or the Council on Foundations, or beating all comers with a stick. Besides, my generous patron, Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage, would have my ass in a sling if I piss off her well-placed friends. My talks to the Rich are on Morality. I write in the polite style of philanthropy. You dare not laugh. It is bad for business. Now beat it, Chadwallah. You are queering my action.