I agreed to advertise the Happy Tutor's Bum Wine Red for the Bums campaign, but I have my reservations. I am not sure it is a good thing for the state of Moral Philosophy in this country that a contemporary genius like Tutor be kept drunk on bum wine, even if he says he is staging some kind of Civic Dialogue on Philanthropy and Civic Renewal around his Dumpster out behind Wealth Bondage. Beyond that, his claim to recycle the bottles and give a nickel to the homeless is spurious. Those bottles can't be returned, as far as I know, and if he did return them, you know darn well the homeless person he has in mind is himself. Still, this is a Social Capital Market, and I will leave it up to the Wisdom of Crowds.