Well, $5 million is not bad, but I am sure Paris Hilton would have preferred the full $100 million. Charity will benefit from the $2.3 billion going from her grandfather to charity. This story will become a moral fable, I am sure, told over and over by philanthropic counselors to wealthy parents. I asked Missy Proctor, Senior Advisor to Heirs in Wealth Bondage, for her advice to her peers. "Wait to make the porno of yourself until after you get the old fart's money," she said, "or wear a mask like I do." Sounds like a prudent plan to me.