Hello, India, I Need Help with My Morals

If math tutoring can be outsourced to India, will Morals Tutoring for the Wealthy be next? Well, as long as I work strictly pro bono publico, I will always be the low bidder, unless someone starts paying the rich to get their morals cleaned up. Maybe we need a focus group on that. " How much would I need to pay you to be less selfish?" Diogenes had his lamp to find the honest man. Maybe I could give away hundred dollar bills to the rich who agree to improve their moral sensibility. I could start with the Board at Hudson Institute. Probably cost more than I could afford, though.  Paypal might be the answer. A dollar each from millions of people might do it.