There is more: If you are one of the privileged few to purchase a multimillion dollar home site in Ameya Preserve, the gated Community of Conscience where Nature Meets Culture in Paradise Valley, Montana, you will also have the exclusive opportunity to dig up dinosaur bones thanks to a $3.275 million dollar grant to MacArthur Genius Grant Winner, Jack Horner from Wade Dokken, the social entrepreneur behind Ameya Preserve.
I have been consistently passed over for The Genius Grant, but I will be available outside the entrance to Ameya, in the Dumpster in the public right of way just to the left of the guard box, to offer Morals Tutorials to residents. No grant from Wade Dokken funds my work. No publicist from Porter Novelli scripts me. In the spirit of my Lord and Master, Jesus Christ, I as a born again Morals Tutor to America's Wealthiest Families will offer my services strictly pro bono publico, until Wade calls the cops and they run me off. The Geniuses who walk the grounds are tame deer by comparison. These Social Venture Capitalists must shoot us real geniuses on the hoof, from helicopters or jeeps, as best they can. They treated Jesus no better, and for the same reasons. He came to save us from all that.
More on Ameya, particularly the culinary aspects, from the Gristmill.
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