Lucky: "Hey, Pozzo, no fair, you always get to be grant-maker, how come I can't sit around and measure you for a change? Why do I always have to wear a leash and carry bags of sand while you crack the whip?"
Pozzo: "Because I am the grant-maker, Stupid! I measure you! I manage you! And I want results! Now onwards!"
(After reading Albert Ruesga who is equally appalled.)