I run a legitimate giving blog here, as a front for a legitimate Wealth Bondage Bordello, serving the Wealthy in every aspect of their lives, but from time to time I like to give a little advice to those who run the big underground economy, the black market in drugs, weapons, off budget government slush funds, financial fraud, and the like, since that is what 30% of the economy, or something, and a big part of philanthropy, presumably? Anyway, Holy Cards may be the money laundering tool of choice, a global Maytag. They are hard to trace, easily portable, change hands on a black market, and can easily be carried about as an alternative currency, when deals on the street, in the Board Room, in a foundation, or at the highest level of government go down. What cop, DEA agent, CIA agent, or Homeland Security agent is going to bust you for dealing Holy Cards? See AKMA for the latest prices. Who would suspect a gentle theologian like that of being the kingpin of an international money laundering cartel? Legitimizing wealth is a big business. Who better than an Episcopalian theologian dealing Holy Cards out of the Princeton University Library?