An Open Press Release to Porter Novelli, RE: The Ameya Preserve Situation

In May, I received a press release about Ameya Preserve, A Private Luxury Montana Housing Community Where Nature Meets Culture, funded by Wade Dokken, former CEO of American Skandia:

Dear Phillip

I do the public relations for the Ameya Preserve and thought you might be interested in the below story. First time real estate developer puts it on the line. Wade Dokken has always believed in the philosophy of using private capital for public good....

George Medici VP, National Media Relations, Porter Novelli 450 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10017

Ever since then, the comments on that post, and a related one, have served as a repository of venom directed against Wade and Ameya Preserve; today another such comment came in.  I do wish the public relations firm who contacted me asking me to post on Ameya Preserve would leap into the comments section here with their perspective. In fact it would be nice if the head man, Wade Dokken did. This kind of open forum about social ventures, wealth, philanthropy, nature, public relations and culture (the raw and the cooked), can be illuminating if it becomes a true conversation.

I can imagine the post and comments being taught as a case study in PR-University. How does one handle a PR situation that your own firm created by sending an upbeat press release deep into Bloggerville? Having gotten Wade Dokken into this, I hope Porter Novelli: Many Minds Singular Results can get him out, assuming they have managed to retain the Dokken account.  A PR Firm should presumably leave a client's public image no worse than they found it, even if they have to work pro bono after the fact to get back to somewhere close to even. At least I would, but it is not my profession. If I was Porter Novelli, I would put a SWAT team in the Comment Section of Gift Hub ASAP. We accept anonymous comments and comments performed in masquerade. At least put an intern on this, would be my suggestion. I would go for a recent Ivy League Graduate with good internet skills, and a sense of humor.

I am happy to assist in keeping the conversation going, so all sides can be heard, in. In return, I would not mind a charitable donation to Gift Hub by Wade Dokken, or to the Wealth Bondage Foundation for Human Excellence if he prefers. One hand washes the other, and so we all stay clean. Wade is not the only Entrepreneur here with a Double Bottom Line, you know. I have to pay some bills around here. Moral superiority is not what it used to be, when it comes to making a buck. So I am flexible and realistic as I face old age, penniless, but still game.

Actually, come to think of it, I would be flattered if asked to serve at Ameya as one of its Geniuses in Residence. I could, as an amenity to the distinguished guests, teach Philanthropy, or do a Workshop on Family Values,  or How to Pass on Your Family Dynasty for One Thousand Years. I could do Morals Coaching over cocktails sometime, with a good view of the mountains, and venison canapes. I  could also teach team building classes for the hired help. I do a good one on Partnering with the Wealthy for Inspired Outcomes without Getting Your Brains Beat Out for Insubordination. Or, I do a good one too on The Tradition of Augustan Satire from Horace to The Happy Tutor. I used to do that one at Yale, sort of, so it should be pretty acceptable in an upscale social context among very smart and successful people who went to college back in the day, whatever subject they may have studied. As Swift said, "Give me a penny and I will sing you a song, but give me the penny first."

Even absent any quid pro quo, I am happy to provide a forum for Wade Dokken and his spokespersons. I have not received any more press releases on the subject but am happy to post them when and if they do come in.

Likewise if there are legal issues or attorneys for Wade who would like to weigh in, I am happy to post those thoughts too. Likewise, if attorneys take the position that this whole conversation is somehow not appropriate and should be canned, lest legal action be taken against Gifthub, or me personally, or my patron, Candidia Cruikshanks, for interference in the Free Market, or for Brand Dilution, Lese Majeste, Injury to a Minor, The Unlicensed Practice of the Liberal Arts, Publication of a Press Release, Conduct Unbecoming a Loser, Creation of an Attractive Nuisance, or Satire in a Public Place, or whatever else, I will fold under pressure quickly. I am not looking for any trouble here. This whole deal is not my fight. I am just trying to run an open forum, around the Dumpster, in the alley out behind Wealth Bondage while we still have time, and the culture has a little slack yet. Call it my contribution to the Public Good.  As I say, the comment section is open and my hand is out, palm up, extended in friendship and in deference.

Comments

[bUM fREE]

Partnering with the Wealthy for Inspired Outcomes without Getting Your Brains Beat Out for Insubordination

A laugh ↑ and a ponder ↓

The raw and the cooked

Guess I should meditate on clothing next. Thanks. :-)

[Phil]

If you are here to collect the garbage, it is out back.

[jax]

wade Dokken was arrested for shop lifting when he was a teenager and boasts to have had the record sealed.............

[Phil Cubeta]

Any link or evidence? Teenager is a long time ago for Wade.

[Remembrance of Blings Past]

Who wasn't arrested for shoplifting as a teenager?

[Phil Cubeta]

or for loitering with intent.