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Marrying a billionaire is not beyond your grasp, as long as you're willing to work hard toward your goal.
That my problem. I live in Dumpster because I did not work hard enough at marrying Paris Hilton. It is all my fault. I got that from Bill Schambra too. We losers have only ourselves to blame. Well, maybe if I was clean and sober, and didn't party so much, and went to Church more I would have a better chance with Paris. It is all about thrift, virtue and hard work.
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Gifthub is an immortal work of art in theMenippean Tradition,written in a Padded Cell (he calls it a Dumpster for obvious reasons) in a state of shock by Phil Cubeta, Morals Tutor to America's Wealthiest Families, under an alias, or alter ego, The Happy Tutor, Dungeon Master to the Stars in Wealth Bondage...... More....
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Posted by: alcohol abuse | July 25, 2007 at 06:14 PM
Like addiction to credit? Materialism? TV?
Posted by: Phil | July 25, 2007 at 07:00 PM