The Culture Wars Fought with Foundation Dollars

Only a Fool would resist Lucy Bernholz's quest to totalize society around her so-called "progressive" value system. Everything is value laden to her. Nothing is free from her meddling. Yet Fools though we may be in the eyes of these pointy headed intellectuals, we have learned from the  War of Northern Aggression, the Carpet Baggers who followed, the hippies who came south with Martin Luther King, and then the Femi-Nazis with their speech codes, what happens when Yankees, particularly their Wymen, get up on their high moral horse - pain, death, and destruction. These Wymen are full of hatred for our ancient and hallowed way life. First come the moralists like Harriet Beecher Stowe, or Lucy Bernholz, or Tracy Gary, then comes General Sherman right behind them burning our homes and laying waste to our fields and desecrating our altars. Last time they tried to make us all do things their way it was  big government and the liberal courts outlawing segregation. Then came the textbooks saying we are descended from apes. Now they want to use hundreds of billions of dollars from Foundation corpus, from pinkos like Ford Foundation, or Pew, or even Gates, to impose their vision of justice (in which they are the judges and we are condemned as chauvinist pigs, as patriarchs, as grasping business owners, as knuckle dragging neanderthals) on the rest of us. I speak from the heart of Texas, as a true son of the old South and I say, God Bless Bill Schambra and his Free Market Funders.