Heard from Contribute magazine that I am being "written up" in my role as pro bono Morals Tutor to the Filthy Rich and to their spoiled brats who will some day be running this country. I have often thought that if the wealthy can afford partial interests in a private jet, they can afford at least a part time Fool. Actually, I improve their ethics for nothing, my only reward being the pleasure of helping others be the best they can be. I think we as a culture write off these wealth holders too easily. I am not sure I can point to any specific success stories, in the 25 years I have been uplifting the ethics of my betters, but we do what we can against all odds. If you know of any rich people in high places who need better morals, or if you know bratty heirs who are assuming positions of power or privilege please send them my way. Again, there is no charge. The pleasure is all mine. I do not guarantee results, but my efforts will be unstinting.