Who Moved My Cheese?

I try hard to get ahead in a world that is increasingly cold and mean-spirited. Someone is always moving my cheese. I found this lesson from Candidia Cruikshanks for cheese eating liberals helpful. It is always good to know what those in charge are thinking. I wonder if Candidia will let me help her give away some of her cheese? I could use some for myself too. I will do my best to earn her trust. I am a trusted advisor. I am a professional. Her donor intentions are ok with me.  Who am I too judge? I am starving. Wish I had some cheese.