Apparently my efforts to reform the rich have not been entirely successful. Mistress Candidia, my top client, has some ways to go. But as long as she keeps my fees coming, I will never give up. Think I will drop her a nice note. We have a Client Appreciation Night coming up next month. Maybe she will attend and bring with her some of her successful friends from Rooster Foundation, Crowing in the New American Century. I would love to get Smoky Joe as a client. Smoking Hunks is not my personal favorite charity, but the man has a right to his own causes. It is a democracy, after all, or was.