Searching for my friends via Google I found many of them at activistcash.com. Touted as a consumer organization by no less objective a forum than the Wall Street Journal, activistcash tallies who gives what to which progressive organization. So who funds activistcash? Well, another nonprofit called The Center for Consumer Freedom. Fine sounding name! So who funds this Center for Consumer Freedom?
The Center for Consumer Freedom is a nonprofit coalition of restaurants, food companies, and consumers working together to promote personal responsibility and protect consumer choices.
OK. Well, for the record Gifthub is funded by Rooster Foundation: Crowing in the New American Century. Rooster is funded in turn by Candidia Cruikshanks and the WB Consumer Freedom Council. How come my name is not on the list of progressive activists? Because I keep my nose clean and do, say, and believe whatever Candidia pays me to do, say, or believe. How about you?
Coming, Mistress Candidia! How may I serve you? Yes, Ma'am I will keep tabs on activists, Ma'am and turn them in to the Consumer Freedom Foundation to be bound, beaten and branded. Serves them right, Ma'am for questioning your dominion over all aspects of our lives. Mercury poisoning is good for us. Yes, Ma'am. Smoking is a consumer choice, Ma'am. We can all blow smoke up each other's noses and call it Freedom, or whatever you tell us to call it, with your permission, Ma'am.