Wealth Bondage Rebooted is getting a little stale. The following Branding-4-Good statements, have been created by me, in a fugue state, while high on carpet layment glue, or were submitted by our readers, or my AAA friends, I forget which, as potential motto upgrades.
- Wealth Bondage: The Best in Business
- Wealth Bondage: Bettering a Sorry World
-Wealth Bondage: Business at its Best
- Wealth Bondage: Capitalizing the Commons
-Wealth Bondage: Capitalizing the Commonweal
- Wealth Bondage: The Common Wealth Improved
-Wealth Bondage: Incorporating the Social
- Wealth Bondage: A World of Good
- Wealth Bondage: The Measure of Good
-Wealth Bondage: Accounting for Good
- Wealth Bondage: Accounting for Capital Goods Broadly Considered
- Wealth Bondage: For Positive Return
- Wealth Bondage: Capitalism Net Zero
- Wealth Bondage: Accountable to Capital
- Wealth Bondage: a Capital Account for Good
- Wealth Bondage: Good Capital for Good
-Wealth Bondage: Holding Good to Account
-Wealth Bondage: Besting Philanthropy
- Wealth Bondage: Making Good Money
- Wealth Bondage: Good Making Money
- Wealth Bondage: Good-Making Money
- Wealth Bondage: Making Money Good
Before going live, I am concerned I may in some way be violating intellectual property, infringing copyright, or transgressing Corporate Trade Dress, digital rights management, or otherwise getting sideways with those who might sue my sorry self, naked as I am, and without benefit of the Corporate Veil. I am particularly concerned about the second, "Wealth Bondage: Business at its Best." I think I made that one up, when on suicide watch in Bellevue, in the indigent ward, as a sick joke, to amuse my fellow deadbeats, prior to being thrown back on the street, but something tells me I might have read it in some article at Stanford Social Innovation Review, or at FSG, or Bridgespan or maybe the new and improved TPI. I am sincerely sorry if I have stolen, borrowed, befouled, called into Disrepute, or Defamed, your intellectual property, if I have done so in any way. Please don't sue me. All I have is a mangy dog, with fleas and maybe rabies. You would not want him; he is not house trained since I have no house. Just serve me (service for good) a takedown notice, and I will return your phraseology of Public Good, the Common Weal, Good Capital, The Capital of Good, The Capital4Good, Markets4Good, the Commonwealth, or Accounting for Good, to its rightful owner. At least I can give you full attribution, and credit to your account, if I could afford the licensing fee, which I can't right now.
How about Wealth Bondage: The Very Best of Good? I don't think that is Trade Puffery. Wealth Bondage, is or should be rated #1 for Sustaining Good at SASB.org The Sustainability Standards Board: Accounting for a Sustainable Future. We claim to be good, but now we can prove it.
Sometimes in my more lucid moments I really do think I am crazy. Other times I write like a Havard, Stanford, or Yale educated flack, whole melliflouous pages of Corporate Quality piffle at a time, without laughing out loud, and I have hope for sustainable sanity, and even maybe a career in Wealth Bondage worthy of that hallowed name. I know; fat chance. Still I am trying to at least observe the law. If you recognize yourself or see any of your trademarked phrases, in my post, please do tell me so I can give you full credit, if you wish for your wit and bona fides, humanity, good citizenship, self sacrifice, generosity of spirit, compassion, ethic of care, good humor and good sense, prudence, and property rights, or return your image to you, intact. Without An Image of Goodness we are nothing, no matter how rapacious and self aggrandizing we may otherwise be. I am Good. You are Good. We are Good. Every market clears at a price. Every market creates negative externalities, detritus, and heaps of garbage, toxic fills, and broken human souls. The planet may be dying, but at least Wealth Bondage's Net Positive Returns are certified now by indepedent Audit. So don't blame us. We are Doing Good. And Well. I am just trying to find the one right phrase that hits that off convincingly.