Would it surprise any of you to know that chunky, muscular, freckled, red-haired Audrey has taken a venemous disliking to slim, fair, elegant, blond Ivanka? Tutor assures Audrey that Momma can buy and sell 1,000 Trumps by lunch and it would only be a rounding error. Put Trump's net worth, and all the Russian Olgarchs, plus Zuckerberg, Gates and Soros, and Big Momma could own them all on the proceeds of her last trade. Since Momma owns a controlling interest in all the world's wealth, what is one slim blond heir of a small time billionaire in the larger order of things? Yet, Ivanka went to Chapin then on to Choate Rosemary Hall, then Georgetown and Wharton. Audrey got tossed from second grade after the Annie Oakley incident, is on the No Fly List, and would be wearing an ankle bracelet if Momma had not intervened with the judge. Audrey gets home schooling from one disreputable Tutor, while Ivanka has every advantage that education, breeding, good taste, talent, straight blond hair, connections and power bestow.
Audrey will not discuss Ivanka, but she draws endless pictures of her in various predicaments, which if published might get Audrey in even more trouble with the powers that be.
And really, can Momma expect Tutor, holed up in a Castle, in the midst of the sea, to teach Audrey all she needs to know if she is to reign over all the other G2s and G3s (second and third generation billionaire heirs) and rule wisely and justly the world she inherits?