What have the MBAs ever done for us?

Yes, metrics are the false tool of a a false god, whose false prophets are trained like soldiers in a dark satanic school to run our dark satanic mills effectively and efficiently.My fellow citizens, what have the MBAs ever done for us?" I visualize myself making this speech in a remake of the famous Monty Python skit, in "The Life of Brian." When Brian attempts to raise the revolutionary energy of his bored Apostles, by asking, "What have the Romans ever done for us," each Apostle has 4-5 things of the greatest importance that the Romans have done. "Well, they brought us peace." OK, say Brian. "Yes, and prosperity." OK. "Yes, and they brought us health care."  OK. ."Right, and they built the aqueducts." OK "Right, and they gave us mathematics." And the list goes on. So to all the MBAs, your insights may be those of the Romans, builders of catapults, and the invincible disruptors of all otherwise-sustainable cultures, the creator of armies and empires and value chains, yet you do, as ee cummings said of science, "deliver the goods, by god." For that we should be grateful. As for culture, however, as for good taste, however, as for wisdom, however, as for virtue, however, as for self reflection, however, as for erudition, however, as for self restraint, however, as for humility, however, as for the recognition of blindspots, however, as for moral imagination, however, those are, is as we say in business, "a day two issue."