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Having posted this, I received hundreds of outraged emails from my friends in think tanks, academics, public service, business administration, and our other scene rooms. Several threatened legal action for defamation of character. Be it said, I had no one specific Professional Service Provider in mind. Whatever you have done, T, S, L, M, or B, or any other letter of the alphabet, I have done worse and for less money. My only regret is that I didn't start sooner.
