The Moral Dimension of Staffed Foundations: An Open Letter to H. Peter Karoff
The Judge and the Thief

10 Proven Ideas for Giving Back to Wealth Bondage

Wealth Bondage has been good to me. How can I give back? Here are 10 ideas:

  1. Start a soda company and sell soft drinks in the third world for people, planet, and profit.
  2. Promote Prada and have them give $1 to save the ostrich from which each bag was made.
  3. Work with your local church to install Wealth Bondage Best Practices. Serve on the Board.
  4. Hire a ghostwriter to create your Moral Biography. Co-brand with Hyatt. Place in the bedside table of every traveler, along with the Bible.
  5. Have as many children as possible to give Darwinian selection the best shot at working.
  6. Become a sperm or ovum donor. Make your DNA available to disadvantaged populations.
  7. Create a Family Dynasty that will last one thousand years. Film yourself expressing your intentions. Require that the film be shown to your trustees daily to guide the allocation of your Pharaoic Treasures. 
  8. Create a Think Tank devoted to the study of your Moral Biography to adapt the lessons learned for succeeding generations. Establish as a Church. Create costumes and props. Mitre, crooked stick, holographic image of yourself rising from the dead, etc.
  9. Found and fund a school for servants. Let the school be named for the Advisor who best embodies your ideal Serving Professional. I have with me a plan for such a school. And with your permission would like to submit my own resume. A large statue of me might be too much. A heroic bust in the dress of some Greek Philosopher might be in order. Democritus, perhaps, for I am a man of the people. Seriously. 
  10. Know yourself. And I do not mean carnal knowledge. Or not just that.


 

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