Sorting The Values Cards for the Filthy Rich

"I don't sort values cards; I have people who do that for me."  The voice of the successful dynastic family wealth client. I can't tell you how often I, as a hotsie totsie serving professional in Wealth Bondage Private Client Services Group, have sorted the values cards, over and over, for Ultra High Net Worth Clients (UHNWCs) until they feel I have done them justice. It is like playing Go Fish! only infinitely more boring. But no one has ever gotten a social disease sorting values cards, as far as I know. I do wear rubber gloves, though, just in case. They call it filthy lucre for a reason. Still, it pays well.