Gifthub is an immortal work of art in the Menippean Tradition, written in an inspired state by our Omniscient Author Function, Phil Cubeta, Morals Tutor to America's Wealthiest Families from a Padded Cell (for obvious reasons he calls his Dumpster), under the alias, or alter ego, The Happy Tutor, Dungeon Master to the Stars in Wealth Bondage. Phil is a real person, though, as well as a valued colleague, now out of the office on mental disability. I know all our readers and customers wish Phil a speedy recovery. - Dr. Amrit Chadwallah, Assistant Editor, Pro Tem, Wealth Bondage Private Client Philanthropic Services Group, writing on behalf of the entire Wealth Bondage Team.
