To Whom it May Concern

Gifthub is an immortal work of art in the Menippean Tradition, written in an inspired state by our Omniscient Author Function, Phil Cubeta, Morals Tutor to America's Wealthiest Families from a Padded Cell (for obvious reasons he calls his Dumpster), under the alias, or alter ego, The Happy Tutor, Dungeon Master to the Stars in Wealth Bondage. Phil is a real person, though, as well as a valued colleague, now out of the office on mental disability. I know all our readers and customers wish Phil a speedy recovery. - Dr. Amrit Chadwallah, Assistant Editor, Pro Tem, Wealth Bondage Private Client Philanthropic Services Group, writing on behalf of the entire Wealth Bondage Team.