My flamingo? Jeff's flamingo? To whom does this flamingo belong? Can I give what I don't own? If I keep it, have I "borrowed" it, liberated it, (mis)appropriated it, mastered it, made it my own, killed it, or stolen it? Who will lay down the property laws of its transmissions and transactions? Locke, Borges, Malinowski, Lewis Hyde? In its journey will it define a Community of Fools? I will do my best.